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You know... that one thing.
I'm not certain that I should.
Waking up with nightmares for the past two weeks or so... Hoping last night's dream of drinking nail polish and the subsequent choking fit were not bad omens.
Am I doing this for the right reasons?
Will this, like many other American marriages end in divorce?
Or will I have to dump his dismembered corpse in the desert for the coyotes?
Also:
The BMI (Bullshit Motherfucker Index) is full of crap. Apparently, I am dangerously obese. If I lost every scrap of flesh on my tubby ass, I would still rank 'moderately obese'. This makes me want to punch skinny people right in the neck. Apparently, being as wide across the shoulders as a 6'2 man or having hands the same size as the average 5'8 man is not taken into consideration. FUCKING DOUCHEWHORE DUNGBEETLE PILES OF HEMMORHOIDS!!
Additionally:
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Why in the unholy dogshit am I training people? I'm a motherfucking temp! A TEMP! I can't train not just one.. but TWO MOTHERFUCKING TEMPS! One of them doesn't even speak cocksucking ENGLISH!!
*Has a Pulp Fiction moment*
LEARN HOW TO USE THE MOTHERFUCKING TEN KEY AND STOP SLOWING ME DOWN TO ASK STUPID QUESTION!!! YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT ABOUT WHAT I SAY!! FUCK YOU!!
*breathes*
Do you make some girl from GODDAMN CALCUTTA WHO CANNOT FUCKING TENKEY DO DATA ENTRY?!!?!?!?!? Her husband is software engineer--WHY THE HELL IS SHE AT MY WERK MAKING MY LIFE HELLISH?!?! SHE CAN BARELY GODDAMN TYPE!! HOW MANY MORE FUCKING TIMES WILL I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GODDAMN CREDIT AND A DEBIT TO HER?!?!?!
Three more months of this shit, and I'm going over to Countrywide. I am fucking fast as hell and I have leet pimp skills.
Even more aggravating, zcult is broken.
I am gettin married in teh march.
I have the urge to go out and beat the living crap out of people in every direction. |
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Jan. 10th, 2006 @ 06:18 pm
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I never knew how depressing approaching your first quarter century could be.
I figured I'd have more money and less fat.
I hoped that I'd at least have some idea as to what the fuck is going on.
Meh.
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Dec. 19th, 2005 @ 09:40 pm
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Fu want to not werk and have pedicures.
Fu want puppies but not to have to like.. feed them or anything.
Fu want to smash spoiled hippy dungbeetles.
Fu want to kick spoiled dirty foreigners.
Fu want to carry loaded weapon in car.
Fu want people to shut the fuck up.
Fu want to eat things.
Fu want to live life of reckless abandon.
Fu want things.
Fu thinks at least half the things on above list are possible.
Fu is full of hate and mucus.
Fu needs to go finish Jeebusmas kards and take bubble bath. |
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It's neet.
I'm learning the ways of cubicle land. Its.. different.
Oct. 25th, 2005 @ 09:28 pm
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I had an interview with the city of Phoenix today. It seems promising, if I pass the background check.
*sigh*
I think I'm gonna go throw up again.
Oct. 12th, 2005 @ 11:32 am
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I have a job interview at 10:50 am.
It's almost 2 here.
I need TO FUCKING SLEEP.
*waits for the 5 mg Diazepam to kick in*
Oct. 4th, 2005 @ 01:55 am
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Brian claims I wedgied him in my sleep. I think it was a retaliation for something he did to me in my dreamstate, as apparently I wedged him ON BOTH SIDES.
In other news, I got drive through food on my own for the first time. It made me disproportionately happy.
Sep. 27th, 2005 @ 02:35 pm
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I'm finally getting my license after only....9 years >_>;;
Ah, what the hell! I did it in one of the LARGEST FUCKING CITIES in the US and passed with an 86%. But hey, that's not the important thing---the important thing is I'm GETTING MY LICENSE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
<3,
Fu
Sep. 21st, 2005 @ 01:58 pm
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They kicked ass!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Trent Reznor is still one of the hottest men on the planet....even if he cut his hair :(
Awesome fucking show!
*sigh*
I'm so amped I can't go to sleep yet, even though I should.
Sep. 20th, 2005 @ 12:41 am
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It was kinda neet. We took Brian's flamingly gay step-father, who enjoyed it thoroughly and got a great giggle out of being offered a lap dance.
My only thing-- how the hell do they dance in those shoes?
Sep. 19th, 2005 @ 03:58 pm
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House has to be the besterest show Fox has done since....X-files... yes, peeps, it is that good.
Watch eeet!
I've been strangely drawn back to Fox broadcasting for some reason. House, and the new cooking-based show from Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential. (Which began it's life as a damn good read, with the most realistic cookery stories and tips this side of Jersey.. ^_^;;)
I think...America has a thing for smart-assed, opiate addicted Jersey boys. I could be wrong though. Could just be me.. heheh
Sep. 14th, 2005 @ 02:02 am
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Been goofing around on this weird forum avatar anime thingy... Sorta neat.
I think it's kinda in it's pre-beta stages....Art is A+ though
Sep. 7th, 2005 @ 10:58 pm
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Life has made me a sick and twisted creature.
Now, where's that cattle prod?
Professional Domme
You scored 69% Dominance and 75% Technique!
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You clearly know your way around the dungeon. You're probably pretty
good with ropes, handcuffs, and all the rest of it. You may even have a
small collection of toys already.
Having said all that, it doesn't look like your heart's 100% in it, at
least not yet. But hang in there - the world needs more women like you
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My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 50% on Dominance | | You scored higher than 99% on Technique |
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Aug. 29th, 2005 @ 10:21 pm
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I figured it was about time...and what better place to do it than THE NUMBER ONE UNSAFE IN TRAFFIC CITY IN THE ENTIRE USA! >_>;;
The instructor said I was a great parker, and paranoid enough to survive on the roads. I've also taken to driving Brian's shifter car around, which was rather fun, all things considered (I only stalled once).
I need to get a set of sweet wheels soon. Which leaves me wondering what I should get. I want this:
http://motortrend.com/roadtests/coupe/112_0403_mcclaren/
*drool*
Unfortunately, half a million dollars is out of my price range Y_Y
On the bright side, $7,000 goes pretty far in Phoenix when it comes to cars, and all cars here that have not been in horrendous accidents are in pretty good shape.
What do y'all recommend? What are you driving?!
YOU WEEEL TELLINGS MEE!
Aug. 29th, 2005 @ 10:06 pm
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| Slow and Steady |  Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it. |
Your Brain is 40.00% Female, 60.00% Male |
You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved |
Aug. 29th, 2005 @ 07:17 pm
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I just lost a day WWTF??!
>_<
Lack of gainful employment and marking the passage of time by TV show, seems to do that.
What can I say? House was on last night. House is sexah. House is usually on Tuesday though >_>;
Aug. 23rd, 2005 @ 10:23 am
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List five songs that you are currently digging ... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words or even if they're not any good but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artist and the song in your blog along with your five songs. Then tag five other people to see what they're listening to.
1. Cardigans - Lovefool (STFU..)
2. Dropkick Murphy's - Finnegan's Wake
3. Grateful Dead - Sugar Magnolia
4. Metallica - Whiskey in the Jar
5. Kenny Chesney - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Tag:
pondocus,
xodinary_girl
ZullNero,
wh1t3boy,
thefremen
...I'm really hungry now.. I thinnk I'm gonna go make a sammich.
Aug. 8th, 2005 @ 12:57 am
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| » Ganked from teh lisablog! (xodinary_girl person) |
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"Directions: Type "[your name] is", with quotation marks, into a Google search; then pick out your favorite 10 responses.
Copy, then repost your responses:"
Fu's Notes: the first thing to come up is googlism.com... go to that one, it simplifies things.
lani is $435 per night (>_>;;)
lani is happy to provide this service to you at no charge
lani is a papuan language spoken in the central highlands of west papua
lani is a blush of softness on a moonlike lavascape
lani is a 50' high performance catamaran designed with comfort and safety in mind
lani is offered in 10 genuine lucite acrylic microban colors
lani is 56 and looks not a day over 40
lani is a great place for honeymooners and family vacationers
lani is the ultimate luxury golf
....I don't know about this...
Aug. 8th, 2005 @ 12:49 am
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